Someone who is generally better than most people. Rich as hell, and well aware of it. People generally put these individual down because they A) are more rich B) have a hotter girlfriend C) are smarter than your average human D) have more friends than normal people E) Rage at a level most people cant handle F) are themselves better looking than most. Bros are known to patrol bars that losers cant get into, gyms, luxury car dealerships, massive houses that haters cant afford, and Polo/Lacoste stores. The opposite, a bro-hater, is just jealous, jealous that their girlfriend is redtube.com, their only friends are via myspace and Friday night is usually spent alone, sober. Bro-haters patrol chat rooms and sites such as this, to try to deface the bro name. However, Bros are generally okay with this, being that at the end of the day, we are still better, still more rich, and still have a hotter slam piece than the losers/bro-haters. Keep hatin' losers, we are still winning.
Anything that's better than what you have. A Bro is always supreme.
The bro, despite many misconceptions, is an intricate individual. The bro generally resides in a college environment. There are many species of Bros. because they are not currently endangered and their number are actually on the rise as of late. Many male bros try to be part of the species but some are not acknowledged. With that said, some very select women can achieve honorary "bro status" for being "cool as fuck" and for doing other awesome thing. The bro species is often reflected in a negative light, however the people that magnify this are bro haters. Bro haters are people who are jealous of achievement and fun that bros have in their habitat. Bros feed on energy from things such as parties and energy that other bros provide for each other. While bros can be found in many places, (both northern and southern hemispheres) they strive for environments such as parties, some (legit) frats, places with beautiful women and successful environments in general. Bros can not be categorized into a specific race, but guidos are not bros, although they strive to feel like they belong. Bro haters make bros sound dumb however, they are not. They cover vast intellects and are generally people balance well between work and play, often better than others, which is why there are so many bro haters. If you come across a bro in his habitat, DO NOT PANIC bros only react to negative energy.
Did you meet Jake at the event yesterday?" "Yeah, he has the potential to be a legit bro.
A person that hates on bros. A bro hater can be female or male. Bro haters hate on bros for no apparent reason other than being fucking sluts or jealous.
A bro hater is usually a female that your bro is dating. They bitch and complain about everything and interrupt with bro sessions.
Male bro haters simply hate on bros for their good looks, impressive drinking abilities, and skill of fucking multiple girls in the same night. They can be seen at local Star wars conventions or playing video games on a Saturday night.
Female Bro Hater:
David: "Yeah man, Garrett isn't coming out because he is being a pussy."
Sean: "Why not man?" "There is a party tonight."
David: "Because his girlfriend is being a bitch and told him not to." "She's a slutty whore."
Sean: "Bro, she is such a fucking BRO HATER."
Male Bro Hater:
David: "Dude, he's such a bro hater."
Sean: "I know man. I can't believe Luis blew up about me fucking his 14 year old sister."
David: "Whatever man. High-five. Very nice!"
When Your friend starts hating on you, and you commonly say ''Umad bro?"
When a friend gets jealous of you its obvious but you say umad bro.
|5.||ultimate lax bro|
originated at west genesee high school. the ultimate lax bro plays lax all year. in the rain snow and sunshine. the lax bro wears lax pinnys, oakley shades, flip flops with mid calf black socks. a true lax bro hates baseball players, haters, and any day he does not lax. lax bros like laxin, chillin, brew, and the occasional hockey game in the winter
ultimate lax bro-
sup bro throw me a brew
word bro. you wana lax?
The "Bro Shield" is a defensive mechanism possessed only by bros. It is mainly used to ward off negative and or bull shit comments made by non-bros, often referred to as haters because of either their negative or jealous attitudes toward the bro. It is not, however, limited to those types of comments. The power of the Bro Shield can be called upon whenever and wherever a bro sees fit to use it.
Non-Bro: Oh my gosh, that's so lame!
Bro: Psh, Bro Shield bitch.
|7.||U jelly bro?|
A nonsensical phrase used to accuse your friends/foes of being "jelly," i.e. jealous. Closely related to "U mad bro?"
Cee Lo: I see you driving 'round town with the girl I love and I'm like, FUCK YOU!
New boyfriend: U JELLY BRO?