Amsterdam Braiser 

noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.

Amsterdam Braiser by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

Amsterdam Braiser 

(noun / verb)

The act of giving oneself a Dutch Oven — trapping your own flatulence beneath the covers and marinating in it like a slow-cooked stew. The name nods to Dutch culture (Amsterdam) and the culinary method (braising), making it sound more gourmet than it has any right to.

Synonyms: Self Dutch Oven, Solo Stew, One-Man Hotbox.

Example Sentences
• Bro, I woke up at 2 a.m. in the middle of an Amsterdam Braiser. Nearly cried myself back to sleep.
• She caught me doing an Amsterdam Braiser and hasn’t looked at me the same since.
• Winter’s coming…time to break out the Amsterdam Braiser.

Amsterdam Braiser by Evil Chef September 16, 2025

bruiserweight 

Pete Motherfucking Dunne

And his opponent, weighing 205 pounds, he is the NXT United Kingdom Champion, The Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne

bruiserweight by TideSplitter February 21, 2021

no brainer

could be used as in "definetly" or "of course"

Jim: Do you have to put your marshmallow in the fire?

Clark: Dude, it's a no brainer, as a rule of thumb campers should put their marshmallow in the fire.

no brainer by Nosseir April 23, 2007

Micro Bruiser

A small, yet powerful penis

Phrank was packing a real micro bruiser.

Micro Bruiser by BruiserMH December 10, 2014

cruiser bruiser

A game where you slug someone whenever you see a PT Cruiser on the road. Similar to slug bug.

Cruiser Bruiser! No backs!

cruiser bruiser by Slugger August 28, 2004

braider

When they love to braider each other's pubes in their free time. Whatever their hairstyle on top is, you just know what down there looks like. Even if there's a ribbon or bow.

the braiders. Eg ss

braider by braider4life April 5, 2023