Zap Brannigan is the captain of the Nimbus in the show Futurama. He is cocky, narcissistic, and desperately in love with Leela (or just wants to sleep with her). None of the main characters can really stand him and his sad attempts to look like a hero. He can, at times, be unprofessional, ignorant, wanting of attention, inappropriate, and sexist (but of course, that's what makes him Zap).
Zap brannigan:"Now you're now officially my woman. Kudos! I can't say I don't envy you."
Revealing new rules to a game (which you already knew) that can drastically alter the balance of a game in your favor.
Specifically to prevent you from winning when you're about to win.
Dave: You can't place a tile on the board
John: Why not, we've been doing that the whole game?
Dave: Bitch please, It says it right here in the rule book.
John: Brodigans!