booty salad 

Originally from a game called Borderlands: Pre-Sequel, this stands for when multiple sensations or actions go on at once.

ME- My butt is wet, numb, and I have a wedgie. I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now, hold up.

booty salad by Poke-chan May 20, 2016

Bobby Salad 

A Bobby Salad is a meal which consists of a very small amount of fresh salad leaves and some onion. It is accompanied by large amounts of chips, beans, sausages and chicken. It is then smothered in tomato ketchup and devoured by Bob.
A freshly baked baguette can also be added to bulk up this light meal.

"What's that you're eating Bob?"
"Just a salad..."
But it is no ordinary salad, but in fact a Bobby Salad.

Bobby Salad by the rat catcher April 22, 2010

boob salad 

D-plus size fun bags squished into a suffocatingly tight underwire-supported rig. Often jeered at by immature adolescents and grown men stuck in Freud's oral phase.

yeeeaaa boob salad! look at it

boob salad by choche mikus August 4, 2007

booty salad 

Originally from the game Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel, booty salads is when a ton of fealings an things are going on in/oon top of your butt.

PERSON- My butt is numb, I have a wedgie, this seat is wet- I have a fuckin' BOOTY SALAD going on right now.

FRIEND- Dude, tmi.

booty salad by Poke-chan May 20, 2016