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Boobiefuck 

Usually done after licking the lizard, the boobiefuck is a sexual act performed by rubbing down a woman's (or man's) breast with oil and inserting the erect penis in between the two mammaries. Fuckin' a.
Bill: Dude...I'm not sure how to tell you, but I boobiefucked Christine last night.
Keenan Thomspn: Fuck you NI....
Bill: Wait a minute man lemme look around.
Keenan: Nah man it's cool, I checked...NIGGA!
Related Words

boobiekeekles 

the act of laughing like a little schoolgirl at the mention of any of the following words: breast, boob, boobie, nipple, niPAL, teet, jugglies, or mommybags
HAHA! you said boob. boobiekeekles
or
he boobiekeekled for hours.
boobiekeekles by Havok July 15, 2004

Boobledick 

( Verb Or Whatever the fuck this is supposed to be ) - Boobledick is when a wild Quandale Dingleberry starts going batshit Shinji fucking crazy and starts jerking off at monopoly cards to then commit mass genocide and commit mass terrorist bombings, many scientists think this is how they attract mates, they do a dance at the end.
You - MOM MY ARM GOT FUCKING CHOPPED OFF BY A PHSYCO, Boobledick AHHHHHHHHHHH THE FUCKING PAIN

Mom - My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Shepherd's Bush
My compact push
Notting Hill Gate
My Fiat skates
With a crate of Cabernet
But not today
Because I gotta drive
I wanna stay alive
Not 'cause it's illicit
Do I have to get explicit?
As a matter of fact
I sip on the 'gnac
With Big and Reece
200 diamonds in their piece
I'm trying to get mine
So I can shine
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
Jiggle, jiggle
I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle
My money don't jiggle, jiggle, it folds
I'd like to see you wiggle, wiggle, for sure
It makes me wanna dribble, dribble, you know
Riding in my Fiat
You really have to see it
Six feet two in a compact
No slack but luckily the seats go back
I've got a knack to relax, in my mind
Sipping some red, red wine
Think that went really well, don't you?
I enjoyed it, nice being in the booth
So unless you have anything else, that's a wrap
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
(Jiggle, jiggle)
(I like to see you, wiggle, wiggle)
Boobledick by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

Boogiedick 

Someone’s dick when they have an seizure and it flops around like someone at a boogie
Holy shit John is having a seizure! Look! He has a boogiedick
Boogiedick by KellyParhq September 11, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026