Bohemian Butt Muffin

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

bohemian butt fucker

A person who never fails to act like an ass and get on your last nerve.

"John is always tyrin to holler at my score, He's such a bohemian butt fucker."

by J_Wizzo March 29, 2006

bohemian butt monkey

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

by unknown April 21, 2005

bohemian butt tomahawk

Put a potato in a long tube sock have a girl bend over facing away from you. You turn away from her, swing the potato down between your legs until you smash her in the ass.

That girl got me so hard I decided to reward her with a bohemian butt tomahawk.

by Gloryholster August 8, 2017