Bohemian Butt Muffin 

When one attatches a bungie cord to his penis and jumps off a bridge while eating a blueberry muffin out of a gay jamican midjet's ass.

Josh- Hey man, how ya holding up?
Andy- Not bad dude, still recovering from last weeks bohemian butt muffin
Josh- Yeah brosive, that was pretty fucking tight! You still got some crumbs up your nose?
Andy- Of course you fucking idiot, it feels like fucking nose cum!

Bohemian Butt Muffin by ARBurgess January 14, 2013

bohemian butt fucker 

A person who never fails to act like an ass and get on your last nerve.

"John is always tyrin to holler at my score, He's such a bohemian butt fucker."

bohemian butt fucker by J_Wizzo April 20, 2006

bohemian butt monkey 

is a wierd person who just buggs u and u whant them to shut up they ware wierd odd clothes sit in the middle of a park and read with out moving for and hour or they have a duche bag mohawk and love pink so use this vary thoughful word in ur every day laguge and amaze your friends

the queer with the gay mohawk is a bohemain butt monkey!!!!

bohemian butt monkey by unknown June 11, 2006

bohemian butt tomahawk 

Put a potato in a long tube sock have a girl bend over facing away from you. You turn away from her, swing the potato down between your legs until you smash her in the ass.

That girl got me so hard I decided to reward her with a bohemian butt tomahawk.

bohemian butt tomahawk by Gloryholster August 8, 2017

bohemian butt swap 

When people switch they’re seats…
Other names: bohemian butty

“you guys did a bohemian butt swap!?”

bohemian butt swap by ipbonix December 24, 2024

Bohemian Buttfucker 

Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.

The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.

The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.

That Bohemian Buttfucker really fucked me in the butt last night.

Bohemian Buttfucker by bohemianbf June 22, 2011

Bohemian butterfly 

Eating a girl out with a white t shirt while she is on her period and the blood makes a butterfly on your chest.

She give me a bohemian butterfly on her birthday.

Bohemian butterfly by Prick wicke March 21, 2021