trail boner

A male runner who goes a little over the top when it comes to other runners. This type of displayed envy and drama is not well received. Fellow runners will roll their eyes in annoyance.

Man, that guy needs to dial it back. He gets a trail boner anytime (that runner) is around…

trail boner by NatashaRomanov October 15, 2022

Tail boner 

When a characters tail from a video game/ anime Rises Up Like a normal boner

Hot guy or girl Hey! You look cute ;)

CatGirl * blushes * Th..ank you * gets tail boner *

Hot guy or girl : Did you just get a Tail boner?

Catgirl: NO BAKA!

Tail boner by Anime gaming Japanese January 27, 2020

inverted tail boner rudder hudder 

when a guy tucks his pinger between his legs and GOES LIKE FUCK!!, pretending he is in a boat holding the rudder running round ballock naked making speedboat noises

"I feel like a break from the normal chug this evening, time to tuck this bursting bricker between these legs and motorboat my badself until the cows come home :-)"

bricker pinger ballock naked inverted tail boner rudder hudder

inverted tail boner rudder hudder by ShadeMade aka G-Funk November 30, 2011

bogey on my tail 

an ugly chick who follows you around, speaking to and flirting with you both blatantly and incessantly, thus blocking your cock in the worst way possible.

douche 1 "dood, i'm never gonna get laid with this bogey on my tail."
douche 2 "brahsef, you either gotta shake that bogey or we need to go to a party with clear skies cause she's killing my game by association."

disclaimer: obviously douche bags don't use such profound sentence structure or vocabulary, but you get the point.

bogey on my tail by bear_capitan August 27, 2009