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Colloqially speaking, Bochism is a way of life aimed at making a lot of money while young and retiring early. Devotees often look to share market trading as a means to find spiritual peace, similar to meditation or prayer in other religions.

Devotees are call Bochii.
I live my life by Bochism. I will get rich quick and retire early.
Bochism by avlxyz May 7, 2011
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The rare capacity to not only see the value of both sides of the story, but actively consider and then co-opt them into any subsequent marketing endeavour in an appropriate mix.

Coined (or at least defined) by Mark Ritson in his Marketing Week piece "Bothism is the cure for marketers' fascination with pointless conflict".
For fuck sake, stop saying 'either' and 'or'. Sustainable long-term growth requires bothism.
Bothism by tres_phil December 2, 2020
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witty, intelligent, prophetic and generally life defining words and sayings of the great Booch himself! Often said by others to impress people.
Jim tried a few boochisms to try and impress the girls at the party.
boochism by Dave34277 December 4, 2011

bochisty 

When Swag is not enough you are bochisty
Holy shit man that baby is bochisty
bochisty by BochistyDude May 22, 2021
il "Boschimo" è una condizione fisica in cui un uomo ha il pene lungo meno di 0,5 centimetri.
Il primo e unico caso di Boschismo c'è lo ha avuto lo spaccaseggiolini dell'autobus Lorenzo Lepri chiamato "Bosca" proprio per questa sua malattia.
Quando sono sul cesso e non riesco a cagare penso sempre al Bosca ed il gioco è fatto!
QUESTO È UN ESEMPIO DEL BOSCHISMO
Boschismo by Medi888888 January 1, 2023
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026