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Bobneutralphobia 

Watch out for people named Bobby, because you may have this phobia. Bobneutralphobia is the fear of the neutral face of a person named Bobby. Their neutral or 'resting' face stares right into your soul and may scar you for life. Symptoms of the phobia include feeling uncomfortable around the neutral face of a person named 'Bobby' and having the image of their neutral face in your mind 24/7.
Person 1: "Holy fuck, I can't get Bobby's neutral face out of my mind. He really just stares into my soul."
Person 2: "Man, you probably have Bobneutralphobia."
Bobneutralphobia by uumiko May 11, 2021
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usually contains at least 40% alcohol, always wears a beanie
your just a bobness you!!
bobness by allen jamieson April 21, 2005
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bobnoxious 

The point when Bob Geldof goes from preaching to ranting.
"Ooops, there he goes, Geldof has just gone Bobnoxious."
bobnoxious by Fat Pat July 17, 2005
The essence of emulating Bob.
I glow with a powerful Bobness.
Bobness by Colony October 14, 2003

Bobnoxious 

The mode Bob Geldof gets into when the preaching turns into ranting
Geldof's turned bobnoxious again.
Bobnoxious by Fat Pat July 15, 2005
Of the LPU, a person with too much to do and too little time to do it in.
He's a bobness!
bobness by Betrek Istonzia May 3, 2004

BobNewbie 

A n00b who trolls and spams IRC channels. His presense is unwelcome. He is in a relationship with a toad and his real name is Emily.

He is thought to have a crush on Jimbo Wales
BobNewbie : Ba ba black sheep have you any wool. Yes sir, yes sir, 3 bags of wool...
BobNewbie by AntiN00bPatrol January 15, 2011