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Boats and Hoes

The first super smash hit by Brennan Huff and Dale Doback in the movie "Step Brothers" under the record company Prestige Worldwide.

Brennan and Dale took Dale's father's sailboat and used it to film the song. No one was steering the boat so it crashed into the shore and was demolished.
Dude, I just set "Boats and Hoes" as my profile song. That song is fucking awesome.
Boats and Hoes by ConeBone October 2, 2008
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Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.
"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
Boats and Hoes by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016

Boats and Hoes

Song made famous by step brothers Brennan Huff and Dale Doback at the catalina wine mixer. POW!!
Guy 1: It's the fucking catalina wine mixer.
Guy 2: POW POW!!
DALE: BOATS AND HOES

you aint shit without boats and hoes

It means you lonely
MAN YOU AINT SHIT WITHOUT BOATS AND HOES
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026