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blue ass water 

When an "influencer" (usually Instagram white girls/fuck boys) posts a picture of the place they're at that includes some body of water that looks very blue, and very beautiful. Fact: this phrase was invented by Cody Ko, in his video titled "QUIT YOUR JOB AND TRAVEL FOREVER!!".
Person 1: "Look at this hot girl's Instagram post. 2 weeks in Greece! I wish I was her."
Person 2: "Yeah look at that blue ass water. Now I feel like shit."

Blue-ass fly 

A British/Scottish/Irish way of saying house fly, and to make it sound like you’re doing alot, when you actually arent.
person 1: “I’m running around like a Blue-ass fly!

person 2: “oh! need any help?”

person 1: “im not actually doing much but it’d be a big help!”
Blue-ass fly by sulqur May 31, 2018

Kentucky Blue Ass 

When a well-endowed person slaps another person's ass so much that it severely bruises. *Not to be confused with a Kentucky Slide Dick-in.*
"I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass."
Kentucky Blue Ass by Nordine October 20, 2021

Kentucky Blue Ass 

When a well-endowed person slaps that penis on another person's ass so much that it severely bruises.
I'd love to show Lyle Lovett a thing or two about Kentucky Blue Ass.
Kentucky Blue Ass by Nordine October 20, 2021

I have a blue ass 

To have guy on guy sex
“I have a blue ass

“So your gay

Blue Ribbon Ass 

The most glorious thing to ever bless the earth since Mother Teresa. It is an ass so beautiful that all other asses bow down to it. It should be treated with the highest of care and shown to all friends. It is first in its ass.
Tyrome-"Leslie got dat blue ribbon ass. It was love at first sight."
Iris-"Damn. Marry a bitch."
Blue Ribbon Ass by Iris Kon May 6, 2010