bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"

I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!

bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

bloation device 

a chick's bloated uterus when it's her time of the month.

girl 1: ugh like omg Shelly im so bloated! OMG!
girl 2: yeah me too my bloation device is killin.

bloation device by iuytrew5o3u498thnfinsf October 5, 2008

bloviator 

1. A public figure, such as a politician or an actor, who makes outlandish, strident statements on issues, thinking that the average man will care about their opinions.

2. Someone who pontificates about issues of which they are uninformed, yet pretend to be expert.

3. Pompous blowhard, using their celebrity to speak about topics on which they are totally unqualified.

That bloviator Alec Baldwin said he was going to move to France. Why is he still in Hollywood?

bloviator by desert irishman April 7, 2004

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings

that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

bloated, big bag of blotation by jason shetland July 5, 2008

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.

after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.

Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Bloatation marks 

Streaks of poo stains on white underwear, also known as skid marks, but in this instance occurring as a result of farting.

Man 1: bro what's going on? why does your house smell like bleach?

Man 2: I met this great chick and tonight's our third date. I'm trying to get rid of the bloatation marks on my underwear in case I get lucky tonight.

Man 1: Dude you gotta cut out those refried beans.

Bloatation marks by Wpprsnppr November 10, 2013