being black on a Friday night

A crime on which cops have seriously cracked down over the years. The sentence is usually a beating with nightsticks and a night in jail. The perpetrator is usually released the next morning since it's only a misdemeanor. (don't take this seriously kids, I'm not racist, it's satire)

Jamal and Rashawn had a killer craving for Krispy Kremes, but they knew they'd better stay away from the store if they didn't want to get the shit beat out of them and get booked for being black on a Friday night.

being black on a Friday night by Nick D July 19, 2004

being black

acting according to black society and expectation; listening to what is considered black music (reggae and rap), associating mainly with blacks, acting black, being black

Why is he being black for?

being black by Real me... March 4, 2009

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being black

most likely to get shot by a fed or you will get shanked by some donny over 10 quid

guy 1: yo he’s black and there’s feds there record them shoot that guy
guy 2: true bruv 1 sec

being black

being black by toesuckinNword February 23, 2021

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs

Being gay /having no bitches /being a fat boy and having a slow ass truck

Look he’s being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs he has no bitches he’s gay he’s a fat boy and has a slow ass obs

Being a prospect for ground zero with a black obs by That N1gga November 3, 2022

Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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