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2 Greenies for a Blackie 

The art of skillfully gesturing someone to roll down their car window at a stop light after witnessing them successfully pick their nose and eating it, by a using hand cranking gesture. When they roll their window down ask them if they would be willing to trade you "2 greenies (2-GREEN colored boogers) for a blackie." (a BLACK colored booger)

A) Letting them know you actually watched them the whole time, while they excavated around in their nose for their boogers & then ate them.

B) Embarrassing the fuck out of the nasty bastard for subjecting you to having witness that disgusting act they performed while in traffic, at that stop light.

C) Hopefully reminding them in not so many(unspoken)words, other than what you already said to them- it's a filthy habit that they should have given up as a small child.
"Hey dude that looked pretty tasty, and I didn't have my lunch yet. Yours look way
better than mine, bummer. Next time I'll trade you 2 greenies for a blackie."
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Men in blacked 

Verb; The act of getting so inebriated that you feel like you’ve been hit with a neuralyzer.
My first time hitting the rig I got men in blacked

Prison Blacked 

The sexual violation of a white man in prison by blacks for sport. Often implemented for the purpose of punishing or humiliating the victim. Commonly abbreviated as "PB".
Eh, mang...did you hear about the white boy from cell A24 getting PB'd? Yea! Last night he got prison blacked by like 4 guys!
Prison Blacked by BillyBoozeBag August 20, 2021

Prison Blacked 

The practice of forcibly using white men as flesh lights in prison.
I heard that Blake was sent to the infirmary for some anal complications?

Yea, apparently last night he was ambushed and prison blacked outside of his cell by like 5 black guys.

blackedtheanime 

blackedtheanime is a slideshow made by an entire class of special ed 2nd graders that decided create a slideshow that simulates what it feels like to be on the electric chair for 1 hour 28 minutes and 7 seconds
p1: oh boy i can't wait to go back home and watch blackedtheanime

p2:sir you are no longer allowed to be within 25km of any kindergarten
blackedtheanime by fxqr January 22, 2021

Blackie Lawless 

Lead singer of the band W.A.S.P. Known for his wild stage antics and derrogatory lyrics. Also has one of the most EROTIC voices on the face of the planet.
"I'll do whatever I want to, to ya. I'll nail your ass to the sheets. A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya, I F*CK LIKE A BEAST!!" ~~Blackie Lawless, "Animal"

Blackie Chan'd 

When you're just so fucking blackout drunk. Darker than dark, but so dark it's bright. The best ever.
Keefer: yo we gettin blackie chan'd tonight?
Braith: u bet ur scum ass we are
Blackie Chan'd by Big Chunder March 18, 2021