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rent a bitch 

Event security guards.

Usually have alleged 'real' wanna be jobs (music industry, acting, athlete, real estate etc. . .) that they couldn't hack it in.

Become part time arm folded dipshit rent a bitches at events thinking they are security. Anybody employed by CSC events staff or the like. Calling themselves supervisors furthers the sadness.
rent a bitch by Loser Police July 8, 2011

rent-a-betch 

A person who is asked to take poor, lazy, trifling people around the town like they're some kind of Taxi, without any reimbursement. Almost like an obligation of sorts. A rent-a-betch's clients will take over their radio, blow cigarette smoke in their face, tend to have a creepy fetish of McDonald's "Tarta' Sauce!", call everyone walking down the street names, leave trash in their car and talk smack about them the whole time. Their clients have also been known to throw burning cigarettes out of the car, especially at gas stations and homeless people. It's a dangerous & dirty job. Someone has to do it.... might as well be you, Betch.
"Hey, where's a rent-a-betch when you need one?! I need to sell my food stamps for crack before my baby-daddy get home with that worrisome ass kid."

"Rent-a-betch, I need to get to the hospital ASAP! I have a tumor in my eye, a bladder infection, herpes and I may be pregnant. You will sit with me for six hours until I'm even looked at and no you won't be paid. My company should be suffice."

"Take me to Master Wok stupid bitch!"
rent-a-betch by Dick Woody February 24, 2009

Rental Bitch 

Verb: To rental bitch is to borrow a strap on or dildo from a friend/coworker and proceed to shove it up the anuses of 10 people, male or female.

Noun: A rental bitch is a person borrowed for a brief period of time in which the borrower will make fun of the person in front of a group of people to temporarily make him/herself feel better.
Verb: The girlfriend broke up with her boyfriend when she found out that he rental bitched members of her own family.

Noun: Dude, I really fucked up on that test. I need a rental bitch pronto.
Rental Bitch by Droptasakid December 19, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026