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ashley birch

A blond girl that is average in height. She doesn't brush her teeth and loves to chew on her own toe jam. She's also a stalker.
"that person is a real ashley birch"
ashley birch by duck kid January 18, 2018
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John Birch Crazy 

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.
Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.
John Birch Crazy by Libertatis October 2, 2013

birchwood high school

A school full or drug addict teachers and a Mr gilwank to always be that extra asshole and all the students are all young kids who think they are hard but in reality they just wear a puma tracksuit and puffer there mum bought them.
your faggot your defiantly from Birchwood High School
Supposedly mythical creatures from Mastodon's album 'Blood Mountian'.
Apparently, there's a colony of them.
Check it out, it's a colony of birchmen.
Birchmen by Izaak June 26, 2008

Birch Run 

as in Birch Run, Michigan.
a smaller town in Saginaw County.
a farm town with a large outlet mall.
that everyone in Michigan knows as "that place with the mall."
"where are you from?"
"Birch Run."
"That place with the mall?"
"Yeah."
Birch Run by oliveoyl August 2, 2008

Birchmont 

1. A home away from home

2. Where best friends gather

3. A place I love!

"There are no strangers within...
Only friends waiting to be met...
Welcome"
OMG! HOW MANY DAYS UNTIL BIRCHMONT?!
Birchmont by pcb lovr November 8, 2009