Big Shlong Lee 

A Hebrew person who refers to their genitalia as a "shlong," and proceeds to refer to themselves, as "Big Shlong Lee"

Guy: Here comes Gerald
Woman: He prefers to be called, Big Shlong Lee
Guy: Why?
Gerald: *Pulls out his shlong*
Guy: Well damn

Big Shlong Lee by Strickays September 5, 2017

big schlong 

Slang term for a man with a huge penis. Generally the term is used on a man that has a very thick and very long penis both unerect and erect.

Larry: Bend over you bitch and take my big schlong!
Barry: Stick that big schlong up my arse! Yeh!
Larry: You like it like that don't 'cha bitch!?

big schlong by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

Big Shlong 

To Have a large or huge penis

You have a big shlong it is going to destory me

Big Shlong by Henwa March 8, 2019

Big Schlong Mike 

A man who's penis is big, and I mean BIG. If you piss him off prepare for a Schlong Slap to the cheeks. If he makes you his bitch then you must carry his MASSIVE Schlong around church, Walmart, and funerals.

Jasmine was feeling extra horny, so Big Schlong Mike gave her a Schlonkey that she felt for a week.

Big Schlong Mike by Big Schlong Mike March 11, 2020

Big schlong loadout 

The act of organising or executing a delivery with military precision

Hey did you see that guy craig load that drop deck for frank, that was a big schlong loadout

Big schlong loadout by Halcon July 29, 2023

Big shlong 

I have a massive one

Big shlong is what I have

Big shlong by Stevie <3 December 13, 2021

Big long schlong 

A big fat cock and balls

I stuck my Big Long Schlong in her asshole

Hey bro did you see Jeremy's big long shlong in the locker room the other day?

It was almost as big as uncle Eddy!

Big long schlong by Yourdadymom May 6, 2021