Berkeley hummer 

A person, often of elitist persuasion, often women, who maximizes the duration of words while minimizing the duration of spaces between words because: (a) the person wishes to prevent interruption during speech, and/or (b) the person requires more time to create connecting sentences due to the influence of mind-altering chemicals, such as marijuana.

Related to: ummer

While narrating classic literature for a public radio program, a Berkeley hummer from The New York Times took five minutes to read the opening line of Moby Dick, in the morning.

Berkeley hummer by Slave33 August 28, 2013

tim berners lee 

The guy who invented the World Wide Web (not the Internet) so you must respect him.

Tim Burners Lee is not how you spell his name, unfortunately.

tim berners lee by SAX-A-MA-PHOOOONE... August 11, 2006

benelous 

-adjective
Benevolent jealousy. Feeling goodwill and happiness for someone because of that person's success, or advantages WHILE simultaneously desiring the same success or advantages (often followed by "of")

I am so benelous of her new 6-figure job in Hawaii.

benelous by kkp March 17, 2008

berkeley high 

1. Berkeley high (BHS) is a place for stoners and preps alike. Located in Berkeley, California, there is no wrong way to be at this school. Filled with the youth of today's America, some wanting to learn, some wanting to burn. And there's lots of that too, after all, it is berkeley.
2. Because of its large amount of Mary Jane, a common term has become being 'Berkeley High'.

1. Bro #1: "What college are you gonna go to man?"
Bro #2: "I go to berkeley high bruh... don't you mean: 'are you gonna go to college'?"
2. Bro #1: "Dude how stoned are you on a scale of sorta high to berkeley high?"

berkeley high by BHS bro #1 June 10, 2010

Barnello

It means 'joint' in italian slang, mostly in Milan.

Synonims: Spinello, Canna, Cannetta, Cannone, Barneinj, Zappa, Zappetta, Joint, Lainz, Colonnello

Sergio:"Ma...perché avete gli occhi cosi' rossi?"
Giorgio:"Ci siamo appena fumati un barnello nel cesso"

Sergio:"But...why are your eyes so read?"
Giorgio:"We've just smoked a joint in the toilet"

Barnello by Danneggiatore November 27, 2012

Berne Knox Westerlo 

A town full of hicks thats basically in the middle of nowhere, and the school is slowly turning into a prison.

Dude 1: What school do you go to?
Dude 2: Berne Knox westerlo!
Dude 1: WTF is berne knox westerlo

Berne Knox Westerlo by OhBabieItsLove September 28, 2010

Bernese Mountain Dog

The chillest, raddest, most handsome dog ever. A cuddle monster who melts hearts, and will wear down even the toughest, hardest individual. Clint Eastwood loves Berners. The taliban hate the U.S. because we have these amazing dogs and they're jealous little bitches.

Lady: "What kind of dog is that?"
Man: "He's a Bernese Mountain Dog."
Lady: "He's beautiful. I want to have sex with you now."

Bernese Mountain Dog by BaileytheBerner February 10, 2010