Ben Franklin-Hodge 

jesus christ what a fucking

Alfie: ayo bruh Ben Franklin-Hodge check
Tim: yuh

JJ: *gets in a gay relationship with Matthew*

Ben Franklin-Hodge by futureloverofdanssister May 9, 2021

Ben Franklin 

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

Ben Franklin by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008

ben franklin 

ben franklin was the renowned american inventor patriot printer etc...and also a lover of the ladies. any lady.
hence, the term 'ben franklin'. it can be used in lieu of i'd hit that, and also in exchange for bullshit- but only in context of sexuality - ben franklin means 'you'd fuck anything' in this instance.

p1-"ooh i'd hit that, ben franklin"
p2-"not me her knees are too sharp"
p1-"whatever man, ben franklin"

ben franklin by geoffk January 9, 2006

Ben Franklin 

The pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.

Harry: Who is Ben Franklin again?

Lloyd: He's the pilgrim who used penicillin to kill Godzilla.

Harry: Right. How'd you get so smart?

Lloyd: Public school. Yeah. When you live in the basement you breathe in a lot of chalk dust. It writes all the answers all over your brain.

Ben Franklin by babyFACEdouche July 29, 2010

ben franklin head 

When a guy grows his hair long and thinks he looks like Fabio but actually looks like Ben Franklin

Nice hair you Ben Franklin headed looking fuck !

ben franklin head by Douche canoe December 27, 2021

ben franklin middle school

the school that cassie stunk up by opening her legs at her desk to much

CLOSE YOUR LEGS CASSIE love ben franklin middle school

ben franklin middle school by dfghjbkighjv August 4, 2017

Ben Franklin 

(v.) The act of using your penis as a lighting rod.

We needed a volunteer to pull a Ben Franklin for that goofy science experiment.

Ben Franklin by Thor November 5, 2004