beefandbutt 

Always used with a hashtag (#). Describes a girl who acts like a guy and looks like a guy--to an extent--but denies being gay; can also apply to anyone basic.

That girl looks like a guy; how is she not gay?
She's #beefandbutt.

Bobby didn't invite me to his party. #beefandbutt

beefandbutt by trendme October 13, 2013

Hold my beer and watch this! 

Redneck's last words

Redneck 1: "Hey man, see that ropeswing? Let's tie it to an airplane and jet ski across the ocean!"
Redneck 2: "I wanna do it! Hold my beer and watch this!"

Hold my beer and watch this! by Kowkruncher August 16, 2012

beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.

Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.

beer and doughnuts by the comand'r December 28, 2020

The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!

I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.

The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008

Hold this beer and watch... 

The last words spoken by drunken fools.

-Bro' hold this beer and watch...

Hold this beer and watch... by Tobacco road January 2, 2011

beer and titties 

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

beer and titties by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

Free Beer and Hot Wings

An amazing radio show

Person- I was listening to Free Beer and Hot Wings today and they were fucking amazing!

Free Beer and Hot Wings by Gyro_Scarn April 5, 2010