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Baseless Triangle 

A person with an XY set of chromosomes whose age and self perception indicate that he is a man, yet whose way of being in the world suggest that he is, rather, a manchild. Such person lacks the basic personality, emotional, and behavioral traits that are the fundamental elements of an adult, i.e., caring for self and others, communicating like a grown up, taking responsibility for his actions. Although brief interactions and appearances may incorrectly indicate that this person is a man, his missing base of the man/adult hierarchy of needs triangle indicate that he is, in fact, a caret ("^").
OMG, Stacey, I just found out that my new boyfriend is a baseless triangle. He seemed totally cool for like 3 months, but today I passed him on the street and said "hi" and he acted like I didn't even exist. Do you think he just forgot to break up with me this morning?

Yikes! I look down and see my penis, but I see no other evidence whatsoever of my manhood. I can't support myself, when my girlfriend cries I just go out and get a beer, and my idea of fun is playing guitar with the boyz when I should be at work. I'm real funny, good looking, and the ladies say I'm a charmer. Have I become a baseless triangle, or is it possible that I just forgot to grow up?
Baseless Triangle by SnarkyJ August 4, 2016

Barsless 

An adjective to describe someone who lacks bars.
Man, that kid Jack is so barsless.
Right? Everything he says is a miss.
Barsless by heatahman69 October 13, 2021

Basscessories 

Things that might pertain to your pet bass. IE; Insects, sand, aquatic plants, cavernous rocks. Ya know, stuff for your pet fish....booger.
Ha jk I'm down, tell Fredette me now Chris are going to Unami to fish for another small keep able guy and collect basscessories
Basscessories by schwoog September 17, 2014

baseless attack

an argument that has nothing to support it. basically someone being a faggot for no reason
you're a faggot! that's not what your mom said to me last night. with the person being insulted being straight, this is a baseless attack

bosslessness

A word used to describe the phenomena of being at work without any form of boss for an enjoyable length of time.
I envy your bosslessness.

How is your bosslessness going?

I cannot wait until my bosslessness begins.
bosslessness by JCakes11 March 9, 2011

baseless 

A word that is very popular with liars.
Western media accusations that Tibetans have been shot by the People's Army are completely baseless.
baseless by f*ckoffseegullsB April 7, 2008

bas3less 

funny guy
hey yo bas3less?

ye why

your funny
bas3less by your mom on November 18, 2021