bastage 

Bastard. Originally used in the 1984 movie Johnny Dangerously. This PG flick introduced bastage, fargin', and icehole as PG terms for similar sounding words.

You fargin' bastages!

bastage by Sepo August 29, 2003

bastages 

Fumbled form of "bastards" first used in the 1984 film "Johnny Dangerously" by the character Roman Moroni, who had a mishandle of English obscenities.

"You fargin sneaky bastages. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. Dirty son-a-ma-batches!"

bastages by Kyle_in_Quebec June 20, 2006

bassage 

Means being "massaged" by loud bass music.

Often in the context of serious car audio installations that are capable of reproducing low frequency (often 15-40hz) loud enough to shake, vibrate the listener and car to the extent it gives the feeling of a massage.

In sentence:
"I was out late night driving, getting my bassage."
"Music was so loud it bassaged me."
"That's one helluva bassage!"

bassage by zrkie August 30, 2014

farging bastage 

A less harsh version of fucking bastard. Usually used in a joking manner.

"Hey you farging bastage! Are we going to the bar tonight?"

farging bastage by Anonymous October 11, 2003

bassage 

Bum massage

"Babe, come over and give me a bassage"

"Bassage and chill"

bassage by Naomieee August 17, 2017

banage 

Surprise anal rape. Anal banage.

He found some hot drunk chick, and banage! straight from behind.

banage by mrlegolasthelotr November 11, 2013

bannage 

When the long arm of the law is Cast down from the High temples of identology by the High priest ODFAREAL (actual location unknown)

I want teh bannage!, i see bannage in the near future

bannage by icebaby July 21, 2006