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John Witherspoon Basketball Team 

The John Witherspoon Basketball Squad was usually not the best. The 2019-2020 team was the best of all time. The team put up historic numbers. Running point, Alex had the most wide open layups in league history. Shooting guard, Remy had insane numbers all around, he had the most 3’s in franchise history and the highest 3’s% in league history. Small Foward, Pasquale has set the record of most techs and most fights in league history, he averaged about 4.2 fights per game. At Power forward, John Robert was a really good player, he got recruited to play in New Hampshire. John Robert had the most blocks in league history with 11.3 per game. Starting center was 6’ 9” Jihad. Jihad was one of the best centers in league history as he averaged 24.2 rebounds per game. This starting 5 was amazing and there bench also was really good as they put up the most numbers for being on the bench. This squad was coach by the one and only Coach Carter (AKA 🛒 👂). One of the reasons why Witherspoon played so well was due to the massive fan section. Some fans gave Alex some Gobstoppers, this gave him the energy he needed. The fan section was helpful because they always made tons of noise when the opponents were shooting. The best part about this team was that after the games ended, Carter would play a game in the locker room, it was dodge ball but with markers and only Carter could throw them. Carter ended up winning coach of the day one day. This is a season for the books.
I don’t wanna play against the John Witherspoon Basketball Team because they will fuck me in the ass.
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Rutger's Women's Basketball Team 

According to Don Imus: A bunch of nappy-headed hoes.
Rutger's Women's Basketball Team = nappy-headed hoes.

Perham Boys Basketball Team 

A bunch of butt hurts who think they are the fucking Gods of basketball. 100% of their players think they can go D1. They can't. This isn't the NBA. Stop with the shooting sleeves and cocky attitudes. They walk around with the "My dick is bigger than yours" persona... Oh the irony..
Excuse me, I play for the Perham Boys Basketball Team. You don't happen to have a tampon I can borrow, do you?

Olney highschool basketball team 

Gayest highschool team in southern Illinois who can’t bag any bitches and have no rizz. They can’t make it past the first round of regionals
Olney highschool basketball team ain’t nothing without chase

Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team 

Gatewood (pronounced “chokewood”) is a highschool basketball team located in chokenton, Georgia. Recently, they were grabbed by the throat and choked in there recent loss to Brentwood in the region tournament. Very tragic.
Example: Think of a choker necklace that gatewood’s girls wear and then think of the Gatewood Boy’s Basketball Team. Boom.

Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 

A complete shit team who can’t win any fucking games except for the shit academy teams.
The Jackson middle school basketball team 2018-2019 is so bad.

Citrus Springs Middle School Basketball Team🏀 

Citrus springs middles basketball team this year is the worst while I was watching them at practice there were multiply girls that can’t throw the back and obviously for their game Thursday against crystal river citrus is obviously gonna lose I think their coach is nuts because all the girls are short😆
Citrus Springs Middle school Basketball Team🏀 coaches are dumb for basketball and so are the players