Chuck Bartowski 

Chuck Bartowski is a t.v. character played by Zachary Levi. He is a normal guy until he downloads government secrets into his head (the Intersect). He is the coolest nerd/spy ever.

Chuck Bartowski: Look, I'm not accusing you of anything... today. Yesterday, yes, I may have laid it on a little thick with the accusing, but I'm really sorry about that. Instead of not trusting you I should have been thanking you for saving my life and protecting the country and for making really tasty gourmet wieners.

Chuck Bartowski by delayen November 26, 2010

Brotowski 

The type of guy you've been with ever since you were 5. So you'll eventually call him Brotowski.

Jimmy: Hey Brotowski!
Jordan: Sup Broski!

Brotowski by Justin Drake May 20, 2014

brokowski 

Your bro.

"What up brokowski?

brokowski by Chelmsley March 16, 2004

Baranowski 

Baranowski: (noun)1. a unit of measure when referring to large weights or objects with very large mass, width, volume, or circumference; this term is used to reduce the quantity of measure, for example an opening 50 foot wide could be referenced as an opening 2.34 Baranowskis wide or; a 10,000 gallon water tank would be referred to as a 12.7 Baranowski water tank. The term Baranowski is most commonly used in the construction industry. If a crew were placing 80 cubic yards of concrete it would be converted to placing 7.48 Baranowskis of concrete. A Baranowski can also be used to indicate the weight handling ability of construction equipment: an 80 ton crane would be called a 32.74 Baranowski crane. 2. A ditch shitter, a person who, while running PT, stops to defecate in a ditch while he is within sight of a port-a-jon.

that truck weighs 1.3 baranowskis

Baranowski by cb2013 January 23, 2013

Brokowski 

A true friend who is loyal and always passes no nut November

Brothers from another mother (technically unless your dad cheated on your mom)

True Patriots to the continental U.S. ( MURICA)

Ancestors of the gods Beavis and Butthead

My friend Shlongerman is my best friend! Forget it he is my Brokowski

Brokowski by Roz- swim coach/drill sargent November 16, 2021

Sebastian Baranowski 

Sebastian Baranowski is a polish man you emigrated to england and became a scooter rider. He is known for being the friend of Tom Nieb

That's sebastian Baranowski

Sebastian Baranowski by Rory7stubbs October 7, 2019

bartowski curse 

Every bartowski has put their family in danger and then had to leave them in order to protect them.

Chuck: I have the bartowski curse, I put my sister in danger.
Sarah: It's not going to be like that, you got me.

bartowski curse by SipTheSoup May 5, 2018