Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Virgin Bantineer 

A person who does not understand the concept of banter

Ross- "What are we doing in PE?"
Harry- "Your mum"
Ross- "That doesn't make sense"
Jacob- "Ross is a virgin bantineer

Virgin Bantineer by jt1199 June 3, 2015

Bantowned 

To go Ham and Die in World of Warcraft

I was pumping so much DPS till I Bantowned it

Bantowned by NoLimitSoja February 10, 2021

Bantomic bomb 

A banterific explosion of epic proportions!

An example of banter so destructive it rivals Hiroshima.

Did you see those mega lolz J Dog dropped earlier? It was a regular bantomic bomb, body parts everywhere!

Bantomic bomb by The bantomic bomb June 5, 2015

Bantomime 

A long, or extended, period of banter.

After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."

Bantomime by the10footmidget October 30, 2011

pantomine 

A landmine or improvised incendiary device disguised as a children's theatrical production which is used to target child soldiers and B-list celebrities.

Queen: Where are your legs, young man?

Soldier: I stumbled across a production of Peter Pan in Kandahar and didn't realise it was a pantomine until I noticed my own feet disappearing over the horizon.

Queen: I'm rich.

pantomine by yinyangman February 5, 2010

Bantumie 

Someone who hides behind music. A Bantumie turns the music really loud whenever he/she gets an emotional blow. Most Bantumies think it makes them numb, but it only makes them suffer less.

"my girlfriend just broke up with me." "oh dear, are you alright?" "yea, i'm a bantumie."

Bantumie by Bantumie September 15, 2009