Bantometer 

Measures the level of banter or 'bants' in the room

Stephen: your momma fat
Steven: at least my momma didn't leave me
Stephen: dude that bant is off the bantometer, too far man too far

Bantometer by Mr BigG April 22, 2015

Bantomic bomb 

A banterific explosion of epic proportions!

An example of banter so destructive it rivals Hiroshima.

Did you see those mega lolz J Dog dropped earlier? It was a regular bantomic bomb, body parts everywhere!

Bantomic bomb by The bantomic bomb June 5, 2015

Bantomime 

A long, or extended, period of banter.

After a sustained period of banter:

Dave: "Well, this is becoming a bit of a bantomime..."

Bantomime by the10footmidget October 30, 2011

batoomie 

its another word for ass or butt

look at my big fat "batoomie"

batoomie by rungles the kitty May 20, 2008

Bantumie 

Someone who hides behind music. A Bantumie turns the music really loud whenever he/she gets an emotional blow. Most Bantumies think it makes them numb, but it only makes them suffer less.

"my girlfriend just broke up with me." "oh dear, are you alright?" "yea, i'm a bantumie."

Bantumie by Bantumie September 15, 2009

Banteries 

A set of banned batteries.

Man did I accidentally buy some illegal banteries?

Banteries by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022

Banteries 

A set of banned batteries.

Dang, I think I bought some illegal banteries.

Banteries by Winni_Parbydie May 12, 2022