ballpointing 

being at the brink of shitting oneself; referring to how the poop starts sticking out of someone’s butthole just like the ball in a ballpoint pen

I have to shit so bad I’m ballpointing

ballpointing by erik19 October 10, 2022

Phantom Ball Pain

When a guys ball(s) randomly and suddenly begins to be severely painful for absolutely no reason. Soon after, this pain will just as suddenly dissapear as it had appeared in the first place, leaving the guy wondering "What the hell caused that??"

"I was sitting at my desk working when BAM!!, Phantom Ball Pain. I could barely move for like 5 minutes!"

Phantom Ball Pain by Mike Flemming September 22, 2005

Ballpointing 

When you really need to go poop.

I really need to go to the toilet. I'm ballpointing

Ballpointing by MisterValentin September 28, 2022

Ballpants 

When a man's ball are bulging out of the pants

Whoa dude, you got some massive Ballpants goin on right now!

Ballpants by Dick B. Pants May 4, 2011

Ballpanus 

The penis, anus, balls triangle, like the "Ballpanus Triangle"

You better hope nothing ever goes missing in my ballpanus triangle.

Ballpanus by Bacj November 7, 2010

levels of ball pain 

1. The one that you laugh about
2. The one where your like oh shit! but it doesnt really hurt
3. The one were it hurts for a whill but not badly
4. The on that knocks the wind out of you and hurts for the day
5. THE CRIPPLER: The one that changes your life

the levels of ball pain are to sick to reproduce

levels of ball pain by adam and aj January 17, 2008

Ballpointing 

Ballpointing is the term used to describe when one’s nard pokes out their asshole, resembling that of a ballpoint pen (this is also referred to as a turtle head). Ballpointing is the bodies way of showing you it’s not fucking around and that one should go and release their bowel.

Student: Miss… Miss… Miss… Miss!
Teacher: Yes, what is it?
Student: I need to go to the shitter, I’m Ballpointing.
Teacher: What?
Student: I said I’m Ballpointing… I have a turtle head.
Teacher: *looks confused*
Student: Goddammit miss I need to shit.

Ballpointing by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 1, 2023