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lost your balloons 

That moment you realized you've fucked up to the point of no return, and now you have to watch the result of your fuck up unfold, much like you would if you let go of balloons accidentally.
Wow Shawn, you really lost your balloons on that one.

I don't know what I was thinking, I totally lost my balloons.

Balloonshop 

A highly unknown group of guys on youtube that make possibly the funniest comedy video's I've seen. It's similar to smosh but will actually make you laugh.
Balloonshop is f*ckin hilarious
Brahan's books
Learning is fun
take it to the next level

These are all great video's.

Love balloons 

Love balloons by IronCamel September 1, 2003
Large layers of fat that form in bewtween the shoulder blades, often resembling boobs. Most commonly found in fat women.
Dude, she getting so fat she has baboobs.
baboobs by Mandy Barrick March 26, 2005

Balloons 

A man who is fascinated with large breasted women, who as a child was deprived of his mother's breast milk and was a bottle fed baby.
Look at Fatty drool over cattle Sarah's chest, he's a balloons!
Balloons by Cattlerider January 7, 2017

attach balloons to 

(verb) to turn an legal- but still frowned upon by society- behavior into a trend or fad.

N.B: this definition refers to a recent (ca 2008-2011) event in The United States where a man physically attached helium balloons to his lawn chair, trying to build a flying machine. He somewhat succeeded; he took took flight but crashed into some electrical wires a few miles from his house.
a boy starts attaching helium balloons to a lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.