Ballardian 

The Collins English Dictionary now carries a definition for ‘Ballardian’:

(adj) 1. of James Graham Ballard (born 1930), the British novelist, or his works (2) resembling or suggestive of the conditions described in Ballard’s novels and stories, esp dystopian modernity, bleak man-made landscapes and the psychological effects of technological, social or environmental developments.

Wow that novel by Ballard was very Ballardian (he said to the confused looking man who then had to look up what 'Ballardian' means on Urban Dictionary)

Ballardian by bjb3 September 22, 2018

Ballzarian 

A crazy gorilla that runs around naked in the wild. ballzarians are also bludgers.

Look at that little ballzarian running around, he has the hair of a gorilla

Ballzarian by Mawey July 30, 2019

ballbarian 

1.(Noun. Adj) male with large testicles.
One who punishes (males or females)
with his large testicles during the act of
sex.

2.The state certain old men attain when they reach old age. The condition makes the penis
and testicles 3 to 4 times their normal size due
to water retention and fat deposits. Males with
this condition can be seen at your local VFW post or at a local park.

Any male with larger than normal testicles.

1."The man in the porno had a sack the size
of a bull. His balls were huge. He was a true
ballbarian."

2. "Jesus Johnny look at that old ballbarian, his nads are the size of grapefruit, must be
painful"

ballbarian by Bahlmaster January 22, 2004

Ballarding 

being a dick that has no consideration for anyone :)

girl 1: your boyfriend was such a dick at last nights party

girl 2: I believe the word you're looking for is ballarding

Ballarding by @e.milyy.yy March 24, 2020

ballarina teabag 

the process of a gentleman placing his balls in a whorish womans mouth, while executing a few basic ballerina dance steps. For beginners, performing a "grand plie" over the whorish womans face and\or mouth and dunking the balls into her mouth and not excluding her face and nose. For advanced dancers executing a "saute" into a "grand plie" is recommended. Note: Hold Shaft of penis because if not, you will be executing something know as a ballarina war helmet.

I ballarina teabagged your whorish mother after your dad left.

ballarina teabag by bbll March 31, 2008

Barvardian 

1. Noun: A native, inhabitant, or frequent visitor to Barvard Middle School of Law.

2. Adj: A mentally deficient individual who acts in childish and immature ways for no apparent reason. Most have a false sense of superiority despite an apparent lack of redeeming qualities or good looks.

Incompetent Professor 1: Did you see the new wave of Barvardian's this semester?

Incompetent Professor 2: Yeah a few of them look like they were beaten with the ugly stick.

Barvardian by T.S.Dubya November 23, 2011

balgarian snow cone 

the process by which the male ejaculates on his hands, rubs the spuzz on his balls, and proceeds by inserting the balls into the assof a female who hasnt wiped properly, thus covering the ass with shit and seamen, followed by the insertion of the balls into the females mouth, and if she spits out the balls and/or throws up, the male with fart in his hand and cover the females face and reinserts for a second try.

BITCH! i swear if u dont take out the dog ill be givin you a balgarian snow cone!

balgarian snow cone by jim69s February 5, 2008