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wats-bots-bagots 

(wotts-botts-beegots)
A nickname for a person who is a total faggot and is a bitch when he is around girls to try and get pussy.

Originated for Nick Gier.
Mags: yo man look at Maltby over there bein a bitch with Emily
Andy: ya man what a Wats-bots-bagots

Or

Mags: dude gier's been goin out with allyssa for like a year and a half and hasnt gotten ANYTHING
Andy: yeah man he' an egyptian wats-bots-bagots
wats-bots-bagots by andy and mags January 16, 2008
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bagota is just another name for dumbass or retard. it comes from the capital of colombia, south america (bogota). someone accidentally pronounced "bogota" wrong by saying "bagota." the name just stuck after that.
You fuckin bagota!
bagota by Mike A. May 19, 2004

wats-bots-bagots 

Someone who is a complete bitch around girls just to be a bitch or to try and get pussy.
Maggs: Yo man maltbys bein a total bitch with Emily over there.
Andy: yeah bro he bein a wats-bots-bagots.

Maggs: dude at like every party mike wiggs crys in a corner and plays asteroids.
Andy: yeah he tries to get attention by bein a lil bitch; or a wats-bots-bagots.
wats-bots-bagots by andy and maggs January 10, 2009

bagot syndrome 

also known as Baguette syndrome

Bagot Syndrome is when people do animalistic things such as bite, bark, or growl. Bagot Syndrome can start off overly energetic, always hungry, blunt, and excessive laughter. People with this condition can be quite careless but nice.

This condition is contagious, after being in contact with this person for too long you’ll notice that you want to bite more, jump more, and you’ll always want to tell the raw truth. You’ll also laugh at any and everything.
Amiyah: why is she acting like that?
Brianna: ion know she must have bagot syndrome
bagot syndrome by kaycii November 9, 2022
The state you're in after getting kicked in the nuts.
Scenario: Guy 1 gets hit in the nuts with a soccer ball during a game.

Guy 2: Shit man you ok?

Guy 1: .... *Rolls on ground clutching his bag*

Guy 3: Damn dude, better give him some time for the bagony to wear off.
bagony by Beefcream March 22, 2010
A false bagel, one that has no stake in the historical and cultural history of bagels-proper (a contraction of "bagel" and "goy"/"goyim", the Yiddish word for "Gentile", hence inauthentic or unsatisfying).
Jessy was initially excited by the ready availability of so-called "bagels" in central Kentucky, but was unable to find naught but sour doughnuts, rounded croutons, and other bagoy monstrosities.
Bagoy by Jessica Griffith March 24, 2004