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S.J.B.R. 

noun. verbal slang (Slow Jerk and Ball Rub) hand job
An acronym used primarily by young men, usually as a joke, to tell their friends that they are grateful for a favor and that they will repay them one way or another.
"Thanks a lot for the tickets to the show Jeff, I'll repay you later with a S.J.B.R."

"Good job at the game today everybody. As a token of my gratitude, S.J.B.R's are on the house!"
S.J.B.R. by rockp47 September 10, 2011
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For my birthday, my girlfriend gave me a S.B.J. I wasn't expecting it but it was AWESOME!
S.B.J. by Toy&StarCandy June 5, 2011
Acronym for sweet baby jesus. Term used to express excitement, satisfaction, and exhiliration. Easy and fast to use when sending corporate-monitored emails.
S B J I can't wait to have a cocktail tonight.
That sushi was S B J.
S B J by Hannah111 March 25, 2008

d.s.b.j. 

short for Down Syndrome Blow Job

receiving a blow job from someone with down syndrome.

Lance got a d.s.b.j. last night.
d.s.b.j. by undercover LP November 6, 2007

S.J.B.R. 

acronym for a Slow Jerk Ball Rub
its my birthday, whats up with an S.J.B.R.?
S.J.B.R. by 1-800-GET-BUSY February 16, 2010

B.S.J.O. 

Big Sex Jump Off. Big Sex Jump Off. 1)Uncharectoristicly Sexually Uninhibited via excessive drug and alcohol consumption. 2)Sex Nasty
"She throws back that bottle of J.D. a couple more times and she will be primed and pumped for a B.S.J.O.!"
B.S.J.O. by daryl leckt January 4, 2008

B.S.J.O. 

Big Sex Jump Off- #1)A sexual encounter, significace greatly exaggerated by conscous altering substances. #2)B.IG S.EX (first ever,meaningful,heartfelt,most memorable,signifacant) + J.UMP O.FF (everybodys sex partnerl); a heartfelt sexual encounter with everybodys sex partner
#1) "Dumb Ass! You didn't have sex with ( a ) 4 Star Kelly!! (or fill in the blank) Your B.S.J.O. was with Loosey Lucy!" #2) first drunk says; "Damn! I wanna' get me summa' that fine Bitch!" second drunk responds;"Dude, last weekend you were lying about doing 4 Star *****.Throw back some more Jack Danials and you'll be having a B.S.J.O. with Loosey Lucy again. NO! Somemore Sex!"
B.S.J.O. by darylleckt November 17, 2009