awesome blossom 

A word close to cool and stellar. An awesome blossom is an awesome moment in time where it is past and over cool and stellar. Everything is right when awesome blossom applys.

I just got an A+ on my math test. I just won the lottery. My girlfriend is not pregnant. AWESOME BLOSSOM!

awesome blossom by baplebory May 25, 2009

The Awesome Blossom

When 3 men standing in a triangle hold the penis of the man to their right and also his arm. When the other two assume this position it forms a blossom shape when viewed from above. Finally, all three move their arms simultaneously in a rapid side to side motion.

The Awesome Blossom is the Wesley Snipes of Dutch Rudders

David: "Jake and Nik, that was an awesome blossom we had last night."

The Awesome Blossom by Sameeh January 12, 2010

Awesome Blossom 

The curvature of a woman's breasts as they "blossom" out from a low cut shirt.

Low cut shirt + push up bra = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + bustiere = Awesome Blossom
Low cut shirt + huge breasts = Awesome Blossom

Man, did you see the Awesome Blossoms on Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Pamela Anderson at Elton John's 2006 Oscar Party?

Paris Hilton ain't got no Awesome Blossom.

Awesome Blossom by Kevin & Dave July 16, 2008

Awesome Blossom Possum 

To start off he is not an opossum but a possum (they have bushy tail). By far the lamest super hero ever to spring up from the complicated twisted memory of a child. He is a possum with a pink cape and a flower fashioned on top of it's head. It's only power is "flower power" basically it's signature. In this it spews sunlight amongst other things from atop the flower on it's head. Yes pretty strange... Oh well that's what you get when you mix soda with roars and everything nice...

Bob:It's a bird, it's a plane it's wha!?
John:What the hell is that thing!
Bob:Get the fly swatter!
John:Will do!
Bob:Pink cape?
Awesome Blossom Possum:I'm straight...

Awesome Blossom Possum by MooFly April 4, 2009

Awesome Blossom 

Cool, awe inspiring, great.

"That game is totally Awesome Blossom."

Awesome Blossom by Jaye Cabusi May 20, 2005

Awesome Blossom 

The act of having a threesome with three very attractive Italian sisters.

Did you hear? Kyle just did an awesome blossom. What a hero.

Awesome Blossom by Ginger Bear August 4, 2009

Awesome Blossom 

When a man takes his dick and rolls it up backwards to the base, then holds it over a girl's face and smacks her square in the nose with it. It obviously requires some skill and inherited wealth to properly do, but if equipped have at it.

Guy 1: Yo man, did you hear that Tony gave that slutty chick an awesome blossom?
Guy 2: Yeah dude, he knocked her square the fuck out and then wouldn't pay for her hospital bill.
Guy 1: NIce.

Awesome Blossom by Jmoney4376800 July 28, 2008