Autozoner 

An employee of the Autozone Corporation that is expected to know everything about your shit green Plymouth Voyager or your decaying Nissan Maxima that has thirty different engine codes, a missing fender, and various dings and dents covering its decrepit body. An autozoner must be a first-class bullshitter to conjure such ridiculous answers to questions like “what the fuck do you mean I can’t get a valve cover gasket for my Daewoo Lanos?!” or the ever so popular caliper bracket for any given jalopy. Autozoner’s whole heartily love to hear the words “I’m going to Advance” or any of the other incompetent auto part’s stores to get these ill-bred people out of our store. Autozoner’s dread the question “well, can you just come out and look at it?” just take the fucking thing to an actual mechanic you inconsiderate fuck-up.

I hate being an Autozoner.

Autozoner by Fluckerstick October 11, 2008

Autozoner 

A valient and courageous employee of Autozone. He goes to work each day knowing that at least once a day, for as long as he works at Autozone, someone will ask for a part for a primer grey car. The customer wil never have any year, make, or model information on the car and will often times use terms like "the stuff with the what not" to describe the part to said employee with the expectation of Autozone employees to be both on-site mechanincs and clairvoyant.

Autozoners should get paid more to deal with stupid shit.

Autozoner by Corporate Messiah December 6, 2007

AutoModerator 

A Reddit Robot who manages your posts. He sucks. I don't like him.

AutoModerator removed your post

AutoModerator by Papyrus_69 January 12, 2021

autoboner 

n. An erection one gets from an automobile.

"That Ferrari is giving me such an autoboner."

"Your Prius killed my autoboner."

autoboner by localized September 23, 2009

autrovert 

A die hard automotive enthusiast that lives and breathes cars, motorcycles, etc.

The guy with the huge ass garage is a total autrovert.

autrovert by s2khali March 27, 2017

autorage 

Sudden spike in mood. Likely Rage, can be horror(including other feelings) triggered by automated processes which generate unintended consequences.

I couldn't help but autorage when I asked for Vaginas but all I meant to say was; Fajitas!

autorage by 0cano December 6, 2019

autodomer 

the act of being able to domer yourself; i.e. give yourself a blowjob

note: you must be flexible

that domer can give himself a domer, so he never leaves the house

autodomer by domer October 14, 2004