autopedophile
autopedophile by RÆZ July 23, 2021
alcopedophilia
The disorder of when one consumes enough alcohol until their partner looks young in appearance to be attracted to.
Christopher is such an alcopedophilia, he brought home a 69 year old and got hammered til she looked young enough for him to bed.
alcopedophilia by Dr. Bob Vu October 22, 2019
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autopaedophilia
Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...
autopaedophilia by Dee_Em September 10, 2010
autonekophilia
A condition where one is aroused by the thought of turning into a catgirl/catboy (growing cat ears and/or a tail). This usually develops after years of watching anime or spending time in your parents' basement.
autonekophilia by ArkhosV August 14, 2024
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026