Altoid Eye Burn 

When you are eating an Altoid (curiously strong mint), and are wearing a facemask (usually), the mint fumes easily travel up to your eyeballs and burn burn, burn. Also known as AEB. Similar but not quite the same as in BBEB (Burt's Bees Eye Burn)

I was wearing my face mask and had an Altoid which immediately caused my Altoid Eye Burn (AEB). My eyes watered like they were on fire!

Altoid Eye Burn by Blood Alpha April 29, 2021

Autodog

Soft ice cream. Soft ice cream dispenser. Used extensively within the US Navy and USMC to describe both the ice cream and the ice cream dispenser on board ships.

Let's go to the Frosty-Freeze and get some Autodog. The autodog is no longer in service. How about some autodog for dessert?

Autodog by Nordmann28 September 22, 2011

national altoid day 

may 7th. may 7th is the most important day of the year, national altoid day. everyone mark ur calendars!!! on this day, u are required to eat an entire box of altoona all at once. very important holliday.

hey, it’s may 7th, national altoid day!

national altoid day by altoidenthusiast May 5, 2021

autodidact 

A self-taught person that lives an intellectual life without help from a teacher, or any form of education.

A person that spends most of their time researching, learning and discovering things on their own behalf.

"That boy is such an autodidact!"
"He likes to teach himself, because he is an autodidact."

autodidact by THebert August 18, 2012

autodyfia 

exquisite, perfect, amazing, satisfying, adequate

My best friend's handwriting is autodyfia.

autodyfia by OGHYPEHOUSE March 31, 2022

Altoids Blowjob 

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.

That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.

Altoids Blowjob by creedmoor August 25, 2006

AutoDeistic Satanism 

A branch of Satanism that is a philosophy, rather than a religion; based upon living by a code of honor and embracing the glorification of the human ego. In this way, it shares similarities with LaVeyan Satanism, but AutoDeistic Satanists shun all things magical and spiritual, and instead believe in science and evolution.
Satan is regarded as an important symbol for hope and unity, and any and all ritualistic practices are looked down upon.

I was reading up on AutoDeistic Satanism today. It's kind of similar to the Church of Satan, but it's about science, not the occult.

AutoDeistic Satanism by Eppek Blade March 10, 2011