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Assheimers 

When you see an ass so nice you forget everything
Dude, check it out! That ass is so nice it gave me assheimers!
Assheimers by Greenpheonix187 September 21, 2020

Assmanheimer's Disease

A condition whereby a persons frequently opens their mouth when they shouldn't while publicly displaying their buttcrack.
Damn that assmanheimer's Disease. Once again he got me in trouble with his mouth and blinded me with his crack!

Assheimers 

;crippling case of stupidity, one that doesn't think things through nor cares to.

A mental case.
That guy must have Assheimers, he dropped out of medical school to raise pigeons.
Assheimers by Panthera Atrox February 19, 2011

Assheimer's 

The ability to remember someone else's idea, but not that it's not theirs.
Christ, you must have Assheimer's, I just told you that!
Assheimer's by DicBoi December 3, 2020

Jacob Gassenheimer 

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.
JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026