Assbooker 

Assbooker is a Facebook term that can be used in any social network. The term comes from being a "smart-ass", hence the Ass, and Facebook, hence the "booker". Basically, an Assbooker is a person who makes smart-ass remark on a Facebook friends staus, picture, etc.

Jack's Facebook Status: "Look at the stars in the beautiful sky!"

- Ben's Comment: "Look at the hair on your cunt!"
- Matt's Comment: "Ben you are such an Assbooker!!!!"

Assbooker by Charlie Baitorr September 27, 2011

Assgobbler 

One who excessively sucks anus to the extent that it makes his breath smell very shitty.

Man, Delbert is a real assgobbler. He's so full of shit that his breath stinks

Assgobbler by Smilin1 April 19, 2010

assgobbler 

An insult, meaning eating or stuffing your face full of ass. It can also mean having your breath smell like ass, or just being a gay person.

Brenden is such a fucking assgobbler.

assgobbler by Lemon February 5, 2005

Assgobbler 

1. ) Special breed of asshole\ignorant fuck, who just with their mere presence can make you consider chugging bleach or killing said assgobbler.

2. ) Someone who discovered what a rim job is and can't get enough of it.

1. ) Person : Bro, I can't believe that goddamn assgobbler broke into my crib, and fucked my lil sister in my fuckin bed after I just washed the sheets. Sorry mf even shoved his soiled condom in my pillow case before he left.

Person 2: Damn fuck that guy. Wanna fuck up his shit fam since he fucked ur sister?

Person : Hell yea ace.

2. ) My brother became an assgobbler after coming back from his business trip in Bangkok.

Assgobbler by KevinFallis May 3, 2018

assboner 

a boner that you get in you bumbum

man ive got the biggest assboner

assboner by periii December 5, 2010

Assbooger

Used by Matt Stiffler on American Pie-Bandcamp, the movie.

Used as- An insult.

"Jesus Christ Holli you fucking ASSBOOGER!"
"That kid dakota is a damn assbooger"

Assbooger by Stevie V April 2, 2006

assboiler 

(n) One who boils asses

1:hey assboiler!
2:hey ass!!

assboiler by hrishi911 September 16, 2008