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ass massacre 

How your ass feels after anal sex with an inexperienced person.
My date with Bob was wonderful, fine dining, dancing under the stars, and a delicious breakfast back at his place the next morning, but he left out the part about the ass massacre! I'll never go bottoms up with him again!
ass massacre by Candy Muffinbaker October 14, 2006

Ass Massage Day 

Minimum 20 sec and Highest 50 sec if you do it
Ass Massage Day is on 24 april

Give your girlfriend an ass massage day 

A sunny day where your girlfriend gets to treat herself to an ass massage by her one and only.
Tomorrow it's give your girlfriend an ass massage day

Serbian ASS Massage 

A Serbian ass massage is a sexual pleasing act in which a male(or female) companion sticks their thumb in your rectum and stimulates your "male G spot" while also massaging your balls and *optionally* giving you a handjob or a blowjob.
P1:Kyle told me he got a serbian ass massage by a random chick last night.
P2:Imagine how good it feels.

Ass Kicking Ball Massage 

Ass Kicking Ball Massage,A.K.B.M
Her head game was on point, but when she started rubbing my balls,I could only concentrate on the ass kicking ball massage
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