Ass Glue

When semen dries in the crack of an ass and the cheeks get stuck together as a result.

Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.

Ass Glue by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012

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glue ass

When your ass is so sweaty/sticky from physical activity that it feels as if glue is in your ass

I was playing football but had to stop because my glue ass was bothering me

glue ass by Fish-tickler September 13, 2015

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ass glueing • glue ass • apply glue to ass • assglue • ass • ass pirate • ass crack • ass rape • ass butt • ass blaster

apply glue to ass

synonym for kys
originated from a reddit post
the logic behind it is that if you apply glue to your ass you will eventually die of not being able to shit

little fucking rat: tax evasion is bad!
swag guy: apply glue to ass

apply glue to ass by Crackenheim November 15, 2025

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ass glueing

The act of repeatedly cumming on your sexual partners butt crack and attempting to make them stick together

Me and my girlfriend tried ass glueing last night it was freaking awesome

ass glueing by kingboy3 February 28, 2015

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assglue

after experiencing swamp ass the sweaty substance dries and leaves a sticky reminence in between your cheeks; this hurts very badly but can often be solved by shaving or pulling apart the hair from one another.

adam went home because he was experiencing nasty assglue.

assglue by alatengas December 2, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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