Hurt ass face

Any person who is so damn ugly that civilized words cannot describe the extent of their extreme ugliness

Devin: Hey Lucien! Have you seen the Walsh sisters?
Lucien: No
Devin: Lucky you cause those two ho's have some hurt ass faces!!

Hurt ass face by Da truth as far as you know August 6, 2011

Ass face 

A multipurpose insult (Note: the person in question's face may bear no resemblence to an ass)

Carol was being such an ass face today.

Ass face by tankedinatutu April 13, 2006

ass-face to the wind 

A state of total fluster and/or confusion.

I'm totally ass-face to the wind right now, don't ask me for directions!

ass-face to the wind by joshula December 9, 2008

I eat ass face 

When you get caught doing something you're not supposed to be doing and You Buck your eyes with their mouth open

I finally caught yo ass! don't give me that "I eat ass face" give me back my money lil bitch

I eat ass face by PK nigger! June 20, 2018

I Don't Eat Ass Face 

Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face

Terry: Fuck You!

sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"

I Don't Eat Ass Face by BigBrownSmoothie June 12, 2011

ass face 

one who's face looks like an ass

Hey Ass Face, it's your chin that does it.

ass face by King Shit January 18, 2003

Ass face 

when a group of people hold one person down and someone shoves their ass in the subdued persons face.

jeremy is being a bitch lets give him an ass face.

Ass face by ZacMan September 9, 2003