Afterbation

The relieving and somewhat depressing piss you take right after masturbating or having sex.

Afterbation is nothing to be ashamed of. It is part of every man's life.

Afterbation by KushKing December 24, 2010

Afterbation Disgust 

The almost immediate disgust after masturbating, with yourself and the dirty porn you were watching.

i was watching a dude shit on this fat chicks face and it was awesome, until i came, then i was filled with an overwhelming amount of Afterbation Disgust

Afterbation Disgust by Derkmafukka December 8, 2010

Asperfation

The minimum allowable distance that is acceptable to fart in someone else's face.

Man, you just violated the ass-to-face ratio. That was just too close. Respect asperfation!

Asperfation by legendarymojito November 17, 2010

Assterbation 

The shameful process of grinding one's "derriere" into the groin area of their dance partner.

Mrs. Rode told us that if she sees any assterbation at the Christmas Dance, she's putting on her coat and leaving.

Assterbation by ChrissyFanB1 December 4, 2009

asserbating 

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

asserbating by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

awakerbation 

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

awakerbation by fgdjbdkfn;p December 3, 2015

Afterbation

The period of time after masturbation which includes having a wet pussy/ boner, smelly hands, a guilt ridden face, etc....

I’ll be there in a sec I gotta take my Afterbation piss

Afterbation by Flavin.9 February 13, 2018