When two male twins are banging and one of their parents walk in and the mix of suprise and fear causes the bottom to clench so hard it snaps the tops dick.

Guy 1: did you hear why Ethan isn't at school?
Guy 2: no? What happened?
Guy 1: They did the dirty Ashton and now he's in hospital.

Dirty Ashton by EthanDaCoon August 30, 2015

dirty ashton

a person who has multiple men and children under there bed he licks and kisses men

you dirty ashton

dirty ashton by =-09876543 September 5, 2022

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Dirty Ashton

A very cheesy boi

Preston is a Dirty Ashton

Dirty Ashton by not a dirty ashton March 16, 2023

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aston's disease

Aston's disease is a disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. Possible side effects include extreme reclusiveness and a fear of answering phone calls or text messages. Despite the symptoms previously listed those with Astons disease like to make commitments on occasion resulting in confusion and perhaps a moment of hope

Yo you think Jon will make it tonight??
Nah he got that Aston's Disease he aint going anywhere

aston's disease by Nimajneb88 September 17, 2013

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