Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

Asthmatic-Hitler by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

Char-asthmatic 

Someone who is charming in a nerdy way

"How was your date with Jim"
"He is a dork but he is very char-asthmatic"

Char-asthmatic by Hoco21 December 17, 2017

assmatic

When you see a girls bajing jings.

Ethan: Yo you that girl?
Adam: YEAH MAN SHE GOT THEM BIG BAJINGJINGS THAT MADE ME REALLY ASSMATIC.

assmatic by Big BajingJing Man January 8, 2018

Assmatic

When see a very attractive booty that have you pause for a minute or hyponize to it.

To describe an attractive butt

Rob: Yo you seen that girl's booty bruh that booty nice

Jay: Word that booty assmatic.

Assmatic by Jb93 June 22, 2014

Year Long Asthmatic 

Someone who has an annoyingly stuffed nose for the entire year, and makes it disgusting to be near them.
They frequently blow their noses, yet they never, ever, get better.

Paul: "Ugh, I don't want to sit next to Fran, she's a Year Long Asthmatic."
Henry: "I know...it's gross. Let's sit near John instead."

Year Long Asthmatic by C.Caples November 27, 2009

asthmatic 

One whom acquires asthma.

She is asthmatic. she has asthma.

asthmatic by Sharquisha Brown January 28, 2019

assmatic

bad, suxs, wack, originated in sayin some 1s freestyle waz wack,

1:i got the cranberry nd the pineapple ill bust ur face like a pineapple

2: assmatic son

assmatic by 5P K1NG December 31, 2008