Appletard 

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: iTard.

Some Appletards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

Appletard by JoshuaSmith November 3, 2007

Appletard 

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

Appletard by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

appletart game 

A game invented in October 2009 at First Flight High School where participants use the word appletart or some of its variants. Originally it was focused on who could say it the loudest but has evolved over time. The ways to play include:
1. Who can say appletart the loudest?
2. Who can say appletart the most in a game?
3. Who will say appletart last?
4. Who will day appletart in the funniest or most awkward situations?
5. What word will be matched when someone says appletart? Will it be appletart, applepie, poptart, or something else?

1. kid 1: Appletart.
kid 2: Appletart!
kid 1: APPLETART!
Kid 1:APPLETART!!!
kid 3: AAAPPLETAAARRT!!!!!
kid 4: There goes another appletart game.

2. I love playing the appletart game. Appletart!

appletart game by appletartkid December 26, 2011

Appletard 

An individual whoe entire life is devoted to - indeed defined by - the existence of Apple products

ZOMG, crApple just released a new iPhone/iPad/iPod/iCar/iShoe/iChair that is slightly different to the model I already own - let's all go an queue up for four days just to be the first to own it!!!

Shut the fuck up, you Appletard

Appletard by Zebulebu June 5, 2011

christina applegate 

THE hottest girl to ever, ever, EVER! hit the earth. I mean...look at her! Do not disagree...if you do, look at her again.

Christina Applegate in:
"Don't tell mom the babysitter's dead"
"Anchorman"

christina applegate by G MacPhee September 7, 2006

Mark Appleyard 

Dope, Fresh, Refreshing, Good to hear, Fucking Fantastic, Amazing

Guy 1: This bitch ran out of photo class crying because she couldn't come up with explanations of what the photos meant to the whole class
Guy2: Haha, no way. that's sick
Guy1: but get this, I laughed after 15 seconds of akward silence
Guy2: mark appleyard


' I got this mark appleyard-ass-bud the other night '

Brovader:Do you remember flip sorry?
Broskiwalker: yeah. that was mark appleyard

Mark Appleyard by mark appleyard March 30, 2009

appleyard 

To be able to rip of people with out them knowing, or working out that in fact what they are paying for is worthless.

Im going to do a "appleyard" on my website.

appleyard by Rip it of January 1, 2006