Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People 

A future Nobel-prize winning, best selling book. With over 10 authors, including Matsuda, Richard, Lucy, Seymour, Alli, and TRK, this crazy group of debators takes on the task of answering such unanswerable questions as: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?""Why did that chicken cross the road in the first place?", and "What is the plural of butter?" This crazy group of intelligent beings go head to head in this back and forth book of debates. The debators combine fact, personal opinion, and senseless rambling to prove their cases. This book WILL be published by 2011. And it WILL become a best-seller by 2013. People will love this book, and this is a first hand-sneak preview of what the future holds. This will be talked about on Oprah. They will make a movie out of it. Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People is the product of evolution/creation debates in Lab Biology, other stupid arguments in Geometry, and exreme boredom.

Oprah Winfrey: Ok, folks, now I would like to welcome the main authors of the best-selling book Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People: Mike, Randy, and JJ!!!

Crowd: Wooooo!!!

Answers to Unanswerable Questions Through Countless Arguments and Stupid Statements by Stupid People by TRK, Author April 25, 2008

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to 

It’s usually the answer you don’t want to know.

Another form of Tom Krause’s quote
“never ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to” but more suited for using in conversation.

Often used by cheating girlfriends and wives after hoeing around.

Mark: Hey babe, where were you last night?
Susan: Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to

Mark: Sucked off your ex, didn’t you?

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to by Pushover42069 January 22, 2020

The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything 

42

a: What is the answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?
b:42

The answer to the ultimate question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by unhappy jackass August 31, 2013

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything 

42

The Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42

Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything by Jwarren123 February 23, 2021

I'm not going to answer that question. 

A response given when the responder does not with to answer the aforementioned question.

Taken to mean the worst case scenario answer

"did you have sex with her yet?"
"I'm not going to answer that question."
"I see.. I hope you used protection"

I'm not going to answer that question. by azninvazn314 March 7, 2010