beer and titties 

good circumstances, luck, a surfeit of fortunate occurences. the opposite of dead babies which is of course comically bad circumstances

i had a lot of trouble adjusting to my new surroundings, but ever since i met this new group of friends, it's been beer and titties

beer and titties by king kong NINJA April 20, 2004

ass and titties 

-female parts that males just can't get enough of

"hey lemme get some of dat ass and titties"

ass and titties by ecejkwhnhjldhyue June 17, 2019

ass and titties 

the most important qualities to look for when choosing a female to be your bitch.

Ass and titties, ass ass and titties, ass and titties, and big booty bitches.

ass and titties by Nick D April 3, 2003

beer and titties 

Err... actually, Titties and Beer.
A great song by Frank Zappa which describes a man's encounter with the devil. The man has one thing on his mind (ok, two things) but his girl and his beer disappears. He finds the devil, who has titty skin under his fingernails, and makes him barf back up the titties and beer. Unfortunately, the woman is in a bad mood when she comes out, and flips off the man and the devil. Then the devil farts and knocks the girl over a cliff - beer, downers and all.

Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
Titties and beer!
beer and titties?

beer and titties by Mean Beer February 9, 2007

ass and titties 

An actual song by DJ. Assault.

This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.

What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.

Mack: This song is the Shit!

John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?

Mack: Ass and Titties man!

John: Is it good?

Mack: Yeah!

ass and titties by Fruityogos October 9, 2010

balls and titties 

1. An exclamatory phrase used to express annoyance

or

2. Submission to a statement

EXAMPLE 1:

Jimmy - "Hey man, I know I asked you 25 times in the last minute, but did you seriously murder your parents?"

Jack - "YES!!! BALLS AND TITTIES!!!"

Example 2:

Sue - "Honey, will you take out the trash?"

Phil - "OK ALREADY!!! BALLS AND TITTIES!!!"

balls and titties by pumphrey May 12, 2008

ass and titties 

a popular adult site, ass-and-titties.com

The bitch with big titties, I saw her on ass and titties dot com

ass and titties by Nerdys April 9, 2008