Vermont and New Hampshire 

When platonic friends of either gender have to share a bed, "sleeping Vermont and New Hampshire" describes the common solution of sleeping feet-to-head in order to avoid anything hinky.

Axl and Slash had to share a hotel room after the show, but they slept Vermont and New Hampshire.

Vermont and New Hampshire by mojotikian June 15, 2010

Christmas and New Year's

Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.

Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"

Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"

Christmas and New Year's by cypressjim February 4, 2010

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results 

This is normally written in a leaving card, birthday card, scratched onto the side of a car.._
It is actually an insult! Take a look and have a think..

Cunt of a boss getting his/her leaving card in which Jonny wrote ‘Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results!’
Cuntboss: wow Jonny, I love what you wrote in my card!
Jonny: WANKER!

Wisdom And New Knowledge Equals Results by WiTnERE September 30, 2020

Arizona And New York Are The Same Age Of Consent 

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Zero: Arizona And New York Are The Same Age Of Consent

Arizona And New York Are The Same Age Of Consent by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish 

dr seuss rap lines

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish
My dad:💀

Blue fish, red fish, old fish and new fish by amongstusall October 2, 2022

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Are you proud of yourself?

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