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Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. 

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.
Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ· 

Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
toddler: Skibidi Banban in Ohio drinking grimace shake and gyatting like a Gigachad sigma male 1 2 buckle my shoe we live we love we lie becoming uncanny πŸ—ΏπŸ·
me: *kills myself*
big chungus: I am big chungus

I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck 

The most amount of times you can swear in a sentence and have it still be a valid sentence
me: I have a world record for swearing the most in a sentence and still having it be a valid sentence

friend: ok whats the sentence?

me: I fucking love the fucking word fuck it is my favorite fucking word in the fucking English language and there is no fucking word in the fucking English language that fucking comes close to comparing with the fucking word fuck

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure
and dude i talked to kenny last night for 4 hours you so love him now he's just my best friend yeah sure

Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice 

The single most offensive phrase possible to say on runescape without changing the original words
Turbodyke: Jump on my loveship and drink my man-juice, beyotch!
Bluerose13X: Oh my god, I'm so offended!

Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) 

I love Mohammad he is the most perfect bestfriend / twin / brother / dad and everything

He's a one out of billions of people nobody can be him. And nobody can replace his place in my heart hes the top best people among everyone that I ever knew he's so precious to me

He's funny and cute and amazing and such a respectful man. Moreover, he's smart without even trying to be he's so strong mentally and physically he is the bestfriend everyone wishes to have yet I was the luckiest out of all to be his friend.
I'm so glad i posted that embarrassing post because I've met him from it
He always compliments me and tells me how pretty I am

. He makes me feel truly loved and cared for, I want to take all of his sadness away
He always comforts me when I feel low

I love him I love his personality I enjoy stuff he likes I enjoy seeing him talk i enjoy his amazing music taste I enjoy sharing music with him I enjoy his conversations I enjoy seeing him happy I enjoy him complimenting me I enjoy him comforting me I enjoy seeing him talk well about him self and I enjoy that he feels safe with me and always opens up to me whenever he can't handle it. I love his two beautiful moles on his nose. Sadly this website doesn't make me talk about all of my love for him
"Mohammad (my lovely bestfriend and twin) is the most perfect man!".