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George and Jimmy Ball 

A George and Jimmy ball is a tennis ball that has two holes cut in it, so that two men can put their penises in it at the same time.
Person 1: Hey guess what I saw Daniel doing!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: He was using his George and Jimmy Ball with his brother and I walked in on it! It was more disgusting then that time i saw you giving that chick a hot carl!
Person 2: Dude, that's not cool.
George and Jimmy Ball by Paul Garza February 10, 2007
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Gertrude and Jimmy 

People who you love and love to hate. They are that guy or girl who you were sort of/kind of romantically entangled with, who you now just kind of hate, but still want to do. If you know Gertrude or Jimmy you probably want to fuck them and you also probably want to fuck them over. Because, basically, that's the type of people they are---fuckers.
Dear Diary,

New Jimmy. Slowly hating him. While simeltaneously liking him very very very much. Ahhh, I'm fucking angry. Fuck Gertrude and Jimmy!

day and jimmy night 

I like when your nice guy daylight you is replaced by the slightly more selfish, demanding, sexual nighttime you. not that i don't enjoy jimmy day, ooh he is great, don't get me wrong, its the transformation process that just gets me everytime. love it.
"i am dating jimmy day and jimmy night"
"who?"

nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich 

A super sloppy blowjob when a girl licks underneath your balls and you blow in her mouth.
The girl said she likes to give head so I served her up a nice nut butter and jimmy jelly sandwich...needless to say she gobbled it up!

Trevor and jimmy

Men that our always there lurking to find there next victim to try and prove there worthiness but they never succeed because they’re pieces of shit.
That motherfucker Trevor and jimmy’d me.

Colton and jimmy dehn 

Two tight men who to love to penetrate eachother either if it’s tv remotes or there slim dicks. They hangout secretly and fuck eachother til they have an oatmeal crème pie left over.
Wow that’s gay must be Colton and jimmy dehn

little jimmy and the twins 

A penis. Little Jimmy as the dick, and the twins, as the balls.

Dick
Penis
He surely was playing with little Jimmy and the twins.