alsatia 

An Alsatia is a boss ass bitch with the addition of a boss ass and great hair. Be aware of an Alsatia’s rear end as this is the source of its self-defense mechanisms. Alsatia’s are a sleepy cuddly creature that are always down for a nap and can fall asleep almost anywhere. Alsatia’s feed on a crave based diet of what ever they feel like or what they can convince there spouse to acquire. An Alsatia is truely a beautiful sight in the wild with its long black hair and angelic looks, an Alsatia can look quite cute though don’t be fooled it is fierce and this is how it lures it’s pray

I saw a wild Alsatia is the woods and barely escaped with my life, it was beautiful though.

alsatia by Squaaaaaaaaawk December 28, 2018

THe Alsacian Eskimo

put a damned icecube on sum1s dick till it turns blue and then suck it like no tommorow. crazy ice cold blue head. possibly the most awesomest sex thing ever. EVER.

i gave your dad the alsacian eskimo last night, he cried like a 2 yr old bitch cuz it was soo good

THe Alsacian Eskimo by cokeheadslut December 28, 2007

Alsatians 

Autochtonous population

Hey Alsatians

Alsatians by Green Cappy March 22, 2023

Alsakian Snow rider 

Whenever your girl wants to have oral sex in the snow and she pills snow up so she can suck you dick better. And whenever the semen comes out it freezes in her month closes it.

That girl last night got frost bite because she took so long when she was giving me that Alsakian Snow rider

Alsakian Snow rider by Big Papi Costa June 5, 2019

Alsacian Pipeline 

Put a deepfried Munster and Spaetzele in a condom , then you put it in the freezer . Once it's Frozen , use it as a dildo up your favorite's person's asshole .

"Mathieu was such in a mood yesterday , he gave me the best alsacian Pipeline EVER , and then we chilled with a 50CL pichet of Pinot Noir

Alsacian Pipeline by BatNuitsblanches88 September 20, 2025